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I love parody versions of the Roses/Violets rhyme. Here a few of my favourites...

 

Roses are red,

Facebook is blue,

No mutual friends,

Who the hell are you?

 

Roses are red,

My name is Dave,

This poem makes no sense,

Microwave

 

You get the idea. Anyone else got some good ones?

 

 



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I cannot take credit for this (though I can't find the original source to cite it either -- sorry to the author); but, this was shared by a chemistry professor I had back at my University:

 

Roses are red,

and if violets look blue,

that's because anthocyanidins

can vary in hue.

 

All the chemistry Geeks (like me) smirk if you say this one; but, everyone else fully and rightly questions your sanity. ^_^



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Roses are red
My bunny nose twitches
Don't you dare try to stop it
Or I will send out my witches 



-- Edited by Amethyst on Tuesday 1st of August 2017 10:02:45 PM

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Roses are dead.
Violets are too.

I'm usually a happy person.
How about you?

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We are the ones they couldn't shake
Ain't part of that machine
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