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Following the frankly amazing scuba diver joke I managed to get read out in this week's episode, I figured I'd start a thread to share other suitably dad-ish jokes.

My actual dad's personal favourite:

Two Goldfish in a tank. One says to the other: "How do you drive this thing!?"

Share yours here! :D



-- Edited by Splatacus on Tuesday 28th of February 2017 01:50:10 AM

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Hilarious!:



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